Word Play Jokes

Hair Loss

Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in?
Doctor: A shoebox?

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Those Clothes Are Very Becoming On You

Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!
Girl: Why thank you!
Boy: Of course, if I was on you...I would becoming too!

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Men Like Carpet

Q: Why are men just like carpet?
A: Once you lay 'em right you can walk all over 'em.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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