Word Play Jokes

No Ghost

People say my house is haunted, but I haven't seen a single ghost in the 900 years I've lived here.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

African Jump

Q: What do you call it when a bunch of African people jump out a plane?
A: Nightfall !!!

Written By: funnyhunny

Misunderstood

My lesbian friends got me a Rolex for my birthday.
I don't think they understood when I said "I wanna watch."

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