Word Play Jokes

When Toes Meet

Q: What do the toes say when they meet?
A: There is a fungus among us.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Feet Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous

Knock Knock - Lime

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Lime!
Lime who?
Lime bean!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Knock-Knock Jokes , Food Jokes , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Big Question

Four years ago, I asked the girl of my dreams out on a date. Today, I asked her to marry me.
She said no both times.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes)
Anonymous