Newlyweds First Night
Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for the first time. He took off his shoes and socks and his toes were all twisted and discolored. "What happened to you feet?" his wife asked. "I had a childhood disease called tolio. ""Don't you mean polio?" "No, tolio, it only affects the toes." He then removed his pants and revealed an awful looking pair of knees. "What happened to your knees?" she asked. "Well, I also had kneesles." "Don't you mean measles?" "No, kneesles, it only affects the knees. "When he removed his shorts his wife gasped and said... "Don't tell me, you also had smallcox!"
Act Your Age
A 6'4'' ninth grader was acting up in class. His teacher looked at him and said, ''Act your age, not your shoe size.'' The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, ''But they're the same.''
Two Left Feet
Q: What did the guy born with two left feet wear to the beach?
A: Flip Flips
When Toes Meet
Q: What do the toes say when they meet?
A: There is a fungus among us.