Appearance Jokes - Feet Jokes

Act Your Age

A 6'4'' ninth grader was acting up in class. His teacher looked at him and said, ''Act your age, not your shoe size.'' The boy looks down at his size 14 shoes, then says, ''But they're the same.''

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Two Left Feet

Q: What did the guy born with two left feet wear to the beach?
A: Flip Flips

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Foot Drama

Q: Why do foot fetishists always lose?
A: They like the taste of defeat

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