Word Play Jokes

Almost Celibate

"I'm finished with Judi!" Jon exclaimed to his friend. "She broke down and told me she was bisexual. Who the hell wants to screw just twice a year?"

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Telegram Dogs

Q: What dogs are best for sending telegrams?
A: Wire haired terriers!!

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Bugger Family

Q: There was a papa bugger, a momma bugger, and a baby bugger which one was the biggest?
A: The baby bugger, because he was a little bugger.

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