Word Play Jokes

A Dirty Little Number

Q: Did you hear about the couple that "96ed?"

A: After they "69ed" they rolled over and sh*t in each other's hair.

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Santa Check

He's making a list, he's checking it twice. Three times. Four. Five. Six. Seven.
Santa's OCD is getting out of hand.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Skeleton Attend Funeral Alone

Q: Why did the skeleton go to the funeral alone?
A: Because he couldn't find anybody to go with him.

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