Word Play Jokes

Evil Tuna

Q: Did you hear about the evil tuna?
A: Rumor has it he was rotten to the albacore.

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Dishes

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Dishes!
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!

Anonymous

Zombie Booty Call - Match

We're the perfect match, you're drop-dead gorgeous, and I recently dropped dead.

Anonymous