Word Play Jokes

Drug Events

Been a busy weekend. On Friday night I went to a lecture on mushrooms. Last night I saw Disney on Ice. Tonight I think I'll try the opera, on crack.

Categories: Drug Jokes (Crack Jokes) , Drug Jokes (Cocaine Jokes) , Drug Jokes (LSD Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (LSD Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

8 Play on Word Phrases

  1. Men who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
  2. Men who stand on toilet high on pot.
  3. Men who smoke pot choke on handle.
  4. Men who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
  5. Men who have women on ground have piece on earth.
  6. Men who run behind car get exhausted.
  7. Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it.
  8. Men who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with sticky fingers.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Top 10 Lists , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Getting Deep

I came across three holes full of water the other day.
I thought to myself "well, well, well"...

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous