Word Play Jokes

Shoo Fly

Q: Why did the fly fall off the toilet?
A: It got pissed off.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Gross Jokes , Gross Jokes (Bug Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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Female Opera Singer

Q: Did you hear about the female opera singer who had quite a range at the lower end of the scale.
A: She was known as the deep C diva.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Art & Music Jokes (Singer Jokes) , Riddles
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Elevator Woes

Q: What should you do if you're afraid of elevators?
A: Take steps to avoid them.

Categories: Word Play Jokes
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