Word Play Jokes

Real Chemistry Names

REAL CHEMISTRY NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE:
Gold J. of North Carolina
Silver J. of North Carolina
Argon C. of Guam
Florine J. of Tennessee
Clorine J. of Maryland
Benzena J. of South Carolina
Ethyl J. of Ohio
Ether J. of Tennessee
Methyl S. of Maine
Methane M. of Alabama

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Push the Envelope

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

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Air Head

Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to re-inflate it.

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