Word Play Jokes

Spider Invite

Q: What did the spider say to the fly?
A: We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing?

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Cloning Henry

If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part II?

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Harem

Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows?
A: A milk sheik!

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