Word Play Jokes

Bagpipe Band At The Door

Q: How do you know if a bagpipe band is at your front door?
A: No one knows when to come in.

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Left Handed Dog

Q: What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
A: A south paw.

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Saxophone

Q: Why did Bill Clinton give up the saxophone?
A: Because he had a hor-monica.

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