Word Play Jokes

House Directions

Q: There is a house. The front is facing south and the back is facing north. The right side is facing west and the left side is facing east. If a rooster lays an egg on top of the house which way will it roll?
A: No direction: roosters don't lay eggs.

Anonymous

Corporate Booty Call - 401K

Baby, you are 401Kute!

Anonymous

Knock Knock - Madame

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Anonymous