Word Play Jokes

Knock Knock - Madame

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Madame!
Madame who?
Madame foot is caught in the door!

Anonymous

Bachelor Made His Bed

Q: What is the average number of times in a bachelor's life that his bed is made?
A: Once, when it was still in the factory.

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Anonymous

Ska Band

My mate paid £100,000 to have a surprise ska band play at his wedding reception
I think it's Madness

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