Word Play Jokes

Old Knights

Old knights in chain mail never die, they just shuffle off their metal coils.

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One Direction

Q: What s the Mexican version of One Direction
A: Juan Direction

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Mute Man's Ideal Woman

A man asks his mute friend what he wants in a woman. The mute friend points to his head. His friend says, "Yes, intelligence is important." Then, the mute friend rubs his thumb on the palm of his hand. His friend nods and says, "Certainly a woman with money would be nice." Then, the mute friend opens his hands wide in front of him, cups his fingers and makes a bouncing motion. His friend looks at him strangely. "What the heck do you want a woman with arthritis for?"

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