Word Play Jokes

Say Again

I love my wife, but if she ever lost her hearing I'd have to leave her.
Till deaf us do part.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Pressing

The interest in ironing is decreasing

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Dutch Virgin

Q: How do you say virgin in Dutch?
A: Gootentight.

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