Word Play Jokes
Q: How does NASA organize a birthday party?
A: They planet!
Tired on April 1st
Q: Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1st?
A: Because they had just finished a 31 day March!
Q: What was the pirate movie rated?
Q: What goes tick tick woof woof?
A: A watch dog
Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"