Word Play Jokes
Q: How does a Snowman get to work?
A: By icicle.
Q: What sort of ball doesn't bounce?
A: A snowball!
Knock Knock - Cow
Cow goes who?
No, cow goes "Moo!"
Knock Knock - Remember
Bob: "Will you remember me tomorrow?"
Bob "Will you remember me next week?"
Bob: "Will you remember me next month??"
Bob: "Will you remember me next year?"
Bob: "Knock Knock"
Bill: "Who's There?"
Bob: "See, you forgot me already!"
A husband and wife were sitting at home when the husband suddenly said, "Honey, just so you know, I never want to be kept alive in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."
So the wife got up, pulled the plug on the T.V. and threw out all of his beer.