Word Play Jokes

No Walmart

Q: Why aren't there any Walmart's in Afghanistan?
A: Because there are too many Targets.

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Mario Mix

Q: How can you tell Mario is racist?
A: He's an Italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!

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Jelly Beans

Q: What happens when you stick your hand in a jar of jelly beans?
A: The black one steals your watch.

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