Weather Jokes - Hurricane Jokes

Irma Time

Q: What's the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Miami?
A: About 24 hours.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Florida Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes)
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Windy Women

Q: What do women, tornadoes and hurricanes have in common?
A: They all get the house.

Categories: Weather Jokes (Tornado Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes)
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Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles
 
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
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