Weather Jokes - Hurricane Jokes

Harvey

Q: What did the weather satellite say to mission control?
A: Houston, you have a problem.

Categories: Riddles , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Texas Jokes)
Anonymous

Hurricane Matthew

Hurricane Matthew is like my ex-wife.
At first things were wet and intense, then I lost my house.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes)
Anonymous

Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas

Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas
10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows)
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights)
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials"
6. Family coming to stay with you
5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling
4. Buying food you don't normally buy ... and in large quantities
3. Days off from work
2. Candles
 
And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas...
1. At some point you know you're going to have a tree in your house!

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Weather Jokes (Hurricane Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes)
Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous