U.S. State Jokes

New LA Airport

Q: If they build a new airport in LA, what will they call the old one?
A: EX-LAX

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (California Jokes) , Airplane Jokes (Take-off / Landing Jokes)
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Written By: BigBry

Crowded D.C. Bridge

In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Washington D.C. Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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Chestnut Wins

NEW YORK -- Joey "Jaws'' Chestnut beat his own record and won the Mustard Yellow International Belt on Sunday, downing a stomach-churning 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes to win the annual July Fourth eating contest at Nathan's Famous on Coney Island.
Chestnut, 38, easily secured victory by polishing off 17 more hot dogs than the previous winner, Stormy Daniels.

Categories: Holiday Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (New York Jokes) , Food Jokes
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