U.S. State Jokes

Mormon Marketing

Q: What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?
A: "We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Utah Jokes) , School Jokes (College Jokes) , Riddles
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Vegas Sapp

Q: Why did Warren Sapp pay more than $600 to a couple of Vegas hookers for a blow job?
A: Because sapsuckers are a rare and endangered species.

Categories: Riddles , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Nevada Jokes)
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Charged by the Police

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of an accident. 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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