U.S. State Jokes

Patriots Guilty

Q: Why did the NFL rule that the entire Patriots team was guilty in the #deflategate scandal?
A: Because all men would know if their balls were smaller than usual when they started playing with them.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes)
Anonymous

Patriots Admit Guilt

Q: What did the Patriots say about #deflategate in their press conference?
A: The Patriots said it was true, they did deflate the Colts balls during the championship game.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Riddles , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Massachusetts Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Indiana Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
Anonymous

UA Mating Call

Q: What's the mating call for a University of Alabama student?
A: "I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"

Categories: U.S. State Jokes (Alabama Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Rape Jokes) , At School
Submitted BY: Cantcallit