Michigan SAT

Q: What did the Michigan Wolverine football player get on his SAT? 
A: Drool. #gobucks

Alaska Crazy Law

In Fairbanks it is considered an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose. While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited. It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane. It is the state policy that emergencies are held to a minimum and are rarely found to exist. -Sec. 44.62.270.

Arizona Crazy Law

• You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
• Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.
• There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.
• When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.
• Hunting camels is prohibited.
• Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
• It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.
• Cars may not be driven in reverse.
• Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.
• If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.
• No more than six girls may live in any house.
• It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.
• A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.
• An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
• No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.
• Women may not wear pants.
• It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.