U.S. State Jokes

Do You Accept Credit Cards?

A Texan convicted of robbery worked out a deal to pay $9,600 in damages rather than serve a two-year prison sentence. For payment, he provided the court a forged check. He got his prison term back, plus eight more years.

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Canadian Light Bulb

Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, they get an American to do it since they are so damned proud they know how to do it.

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Californians to Change Lightbulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Three - one to change the light bulb and two to say "Oh Wow!"

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