U.S. State Jokes

Da Bears

Q: Why is Chicago called the Windy City?
A: Because the Bears blow!

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Penguins are Different

Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?
A: Because they can't fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.

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New Jersey State Bird

Q: What is New Jersey's state bird?
A: The common House Fly.

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