From Tennessee

You must be from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see!

Connecticut Crazy Law

• You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
• In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
• It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
• You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.
• The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)
• It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
• No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
• It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
• Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
• You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
• You may not educate dogs.
• It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
• It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
• Silly string is banned.
• It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

Smog Out

Q: What happens when the smog lifts in Los Angeles?
A: U.C.L.A.