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Cowboy Jokes

  • The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."
  • The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, no your Honor.
  • The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
  • The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Dallas Cowboys Name Change

"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?" "No, why?" "Because they play dead at home and they die on the road."

Football

Q: Where do football players dance?

A: At a football!

Boot To Ear

Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

A: Because he liked sole music!

49ers New Recruits

Q: Why did the 49ers hire two nuns and a prostitute?

A: They wanted two tight ends and a wide receiver.