Dallas Cowboys Name Change
"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?" "No, why?" "Because they play dead at home and they die on the road."
NFL Blonde Vs Brunettes
Q What do you call two brunettes and a blonde in the NFL?
A Two tight ends and a wide receiver!
Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a football!
Boot To Ear
Q: Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
A: Because he liked sole music!
First Time Super Bowl
A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl. So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better. He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there. The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died." "Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?" The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."