Sports Jokes - American Football Jokes

Viking Superbowl Ring

Q: What do you call a Viking with a Super Bowl ring?
A: A thief!

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Man On Sofa And Football Watcher

Q: What is the difference between a sofa and a man watching Monday Night Football?
A: The sofa doesn't keep asking for beer.

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Patriots Guilty

Q: Why did the NFL rule that the entire Patriots team was guilty in the #deflategate scandal?
A: Because all men would know if their balls were smaller than usual when they started playing with them.

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