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Jets Dog

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed." The man replies, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see. Whenever the Jets score, my dog does flips." The Jets keep scoring field goals, and the dog keeps flipping and jumping. "Wow! What happens when the Jets score a touchdown?" The man replies, "I don't know. I've only had him for 7 years."

Monica Lewinsky vs Buffalo Bills

Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and the Buffalo Bills have in common?

A: They both blew the big one several times.

49ers and USPS

Q: What do the San Francisco 49ers and the Post Office have in common?

A: They don't deliver on Superbowl Sunday

Cowboy Jokes

  • The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium is going to take out the artificial turf because the cowboys play better on "grass."
  • The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System", Yes your Honor, no your Honor.
  • The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests, 5 convictions.
  • The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

Dallas Cowboys Name Change

"Did you hear they are thinking of changing the Dallas Cowboys to the Dallas Possums?" "No, why?" "Because they play dead at home and they die on the road."