Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: What is a horse's favorite sport?
A: Stable tennis!
Yo Mama - Playing Pool
Yo mama so fat, she uses a soccer field for a pool table.
Q: How did the basketball court get wet?
A: The players dribbled all over it!
Professor Higgins at the University of Sydney was giving a lecture on 'Involuntary Muscle Contraction' to the first year medical students. This was not an exciting subject and the professor decided to lighten up the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your asshole is doing while you're having an orgasm?"
She replied, "Probably golfing with his buddies."
It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.