God Help Me
A Nationals fan who spent nearly $2K for his ticket was running late and desperately trying to find a parking space for Game 5 at the stadium. He had already missed the first inning, so he prayed to God and said, "If you find a parking space for me I promise I'll never miss church again." Just then a car pulled out of a space right in front of him, and the guy said, "Never mind, I just found one."