Sports Jokes

The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. "On what grounds ?" questioned the Judge, "This court does not take annulments lightly." "Non-virginity," replied the quarterback, "When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver."

Q: Why did LeBron James skip college?

A: Because he would never make it to the finals!

A lion would never drive while drunk.

But a tiger wood.

Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for many years. Suddenly a funeral procession came down the road. The one old man reeled in his line, lain down his pole, faced the street and bowed his head until the procession had passed. He then picked up his pole and started fishing again. The other fisherman was amazed and stated "I didn't know you were that religious." The other looked at him and said "Least I could do, we've been married 42 years!"

Boss: "Johnson, we're giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal."

Johnson: "Montreal! Nothing comes from there except hookers and hockey players!"

Boss: Listen pal, my wife comes from there!

Johnson: Without missing a beat replies, "No kidding! What position does she play?"