Brains for Sale

An alien walked into a shop and told the owner that he came from Mars and wanted to buy a brain for research. ''How much is this one?'' he asked. ''Well that one is a monkey brain and it's $20,'' he explained. ''How much is that one?'' he asked ''Well that one is a female brain and its $100,'' he explained. ''And how much is that one?'' he asked. ''That one is a male's brain and it is $500,'' he explained. ''Why so expensive?'' the alien asked. ''Well it has hardly been used!''

Dark and Handsome

He is dark and handsome... When it's dark, he's handsome.

What makes a man think he is so great?

What makes a man think he's so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won't work.
2) He has tits that won't give milk.
3) He has a cock that won't crow.
4) He has balls that won't roll.
5) He has an ass that won't carry a thing.