Sexist Jokes - About Men

Top Gun

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

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Brain Missing

Q: What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?
A: Castrated.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Women Speak, Men Speak

Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

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