Sexist Jokes - About Men

Fancy Cookbook Instructions

Two bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said one, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy work in it, eh?" asked the other. "You said it! Every one of the recipes began the same way -- 'Take a clean dish..."

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Honest, Intelligent, Caring Men Doing Dishes

Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.

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Top Gun

Man: "Hey, baby, if you come home with me, I can show you a really good time."
Woman: "You know what your problem is? Your mouth is writing checks that your body can't cash."

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