Men And Mad Cow Disease

A woman asks: "Why don't men get mad cow disease?" Another woman replies: "Because men are pigs!"

How To Get A Man To Leave

Q: How do you get a man to leave when you want?
A: Ask him about his feelings.

Two Guys on a Desert Island.

Ed and Fred were flying along when the two idiots crash-landed on a desert island. "What should we do?" said Ed. "Hmmm, let's think." replied Fred. Ed shook his head, "No, let's do something you can do too!"