Sexist Jokes - About Men

Looking For A Little?

Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, "So... out looking for a little, huh ?" She smiled sweetly and said, "No, I had 6 years of that with you. I'm out looking for a lot !!!"

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Why Men Name Their Penis

Q: Why do men name their penis?
A: They like to be on a first name basis with the one making most of their decisions.

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Men Are Like Vacations

Men are like vacations... they never seem to be long enough.

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