Boobs are proof that men can focus on two things at once.
Q: What's the difference between a woman who is nine-months pregnant and a Playboy centerfold?
A: Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.
Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited?
A: He's Breathing.
Boxers or Briefs?
One day some guys were doing a survey between "boxers" or "briefs". They went to a 25 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said briefs. They went to a 40 year old man and said "boxers" or "briefs"? He said boxers. Then they went up to a 80 year old man and said "boxers" or briefs"? And the old man replied "depends?"
Men's Gourmet Restaurant
Q: What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?
A: Any place without a drive-up window.