Sexist Jokes - About Men

Toilet Seat

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.

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A Man's Intention

Q:  What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A:  The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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Scratching

A man was being interviewed for a job. "Were you in the service?" Asked the interviewer. "Yes, I was a marine," responded the applicant. "Did you see any active duty?" "I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability." "May I ask what happened?" "Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles." "You're hired. You can start Monday at 10 am." "When does everyone else start? I don't want any preferential treatment because of my disability." "Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first."

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