Sexist Jokes - About Men

10 Things to Never Say to a Naked Man

Uh...top 10 things not to say to a naked man:

  1.  Awww...that's cute
  2. Well, at least you're good at other things
  3. Do you think it'll fit in my old Barbie® clothes?
  4.  My li'l brother has one like that.
  5.  Are you cold?
  6. ...giggles...
  7.  Maybe we should just be friends
  8.  Can you make it dance?
  9.  Umm...maybe you should get dressed
  10.  Oh...look...its hiding!

Categories: Top 10 Lists , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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Toilet Seat

Q: How many men does it take to put down a toilet seat?
A: Who knows - it's never been done.

Categories: Gross Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
Anonymous

A Man's Intention

Q:  What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A:  The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Riddles
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