Sexist Jokes - About Women

God Created Man First

Q: Why did God create man first?
A: So he wouldn't have to be told how to do it.

Categories: Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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Why Are Women Like Snowflakes

Why are women like snow flakes? They are all beautiful. They are all different. They can all be cold as ice, but they'll all melt when they land on your face......

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God Gave Women Belly Buttons

Q: Why did God give women belly buttons?
A: For somewhere to stash your gum on the way down.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Religion Jokes (God Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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