Sexist Jokes

Love At First Sight

Q: Why do men like love at first sight?
A: It saves them a lot of time.

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Blonde on Blonde

Q: Why do blonde chicks always have bruises around their belly buttons?
A: Because blonde guys aren't that smart either!!!

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Written By: funnyhunny

Breaking and Entering

A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "You'll get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant. "No, no no!" said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years!"

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