Bride Joke

Q: Why do men always want their brides to wear white?
A: Because they want their dish washer to match their fridge and stove.

Men And Parking Spots

Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.

It Only Hurt When...

A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show. The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off, that really didn't hurt too much.  Even when they implanted the breasts in my chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...." "Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?" "Hell no!  It hurt like hell when they stuck that big fucking needle in my head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"