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Your Wife and Bonuses

Q: What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
A: Your wife will always blow your bonus!

Categories: Money Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Submitted BY: Cvlkiller

Snowpeople

Q: What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies?
A: Snowballs.

Categories: Weather Jokes (Snow / Blizzard Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Anonymous

One - Upmanship

A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, "I have a Nintendo!" Little girl says,
"Oh yeah, well I have a Sega and a Nintendo!" Little boy says,
"So, my dad's a doctor!" Little girl says,
"My dad's an astronaut!" Back and forth they went, each one trying to out-do the other until finally the little boy pulls down his shorts and proclaims,
"But I have on of these!" and shows the little girl his penis. The little girl, not being able to retaliate, gets up and goes home. The next day, the little girl spots the little boy and proudly announces;
"My mom said that with one of these (pointing to her's) I can get as many of those as I want!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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