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Tree Talk

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them. The beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands in the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies: "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. That, my friends, is the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Animal Jokes (Bird Jokes)
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Under Arrest

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.
After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Atheist Trouble

Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.

Categories: Religion Jokes (Atheist Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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