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She Is On Steroids

Q: How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
A: When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you up the arse with her clitoris.

Categories: Drug Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Course At School

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school? Yes, intercourse... you go between periods and you are expected to come.

Categories: Sex Jokes , School Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Bath Time.

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and a young nun, Sister Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness.  If she could, do only whatever he told her to do and pray.
The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone. "Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily.  "I've been saved.".  "Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?", asked the old nun.  "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."  "Did he now?", said the old nun evenly.  Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock." 
"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.  "At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."  "That wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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