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Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard to fetch her old dog a bone, But when she bent over, Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own!

Categories: Funny Nursery Rhymes , Sex Jokes , Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes)
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What Size Fits?

A man strolls into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some condoms. She asks, ''What size please?'' ''Good question," he replies, " I'm not sure," ''Tell ya what. Right outside, there's a fence with three holes in it, stick your dick in the holes and tell me which one it fits in,'' suggests the lady. So he takes her advice, goes outside and puts his dick in the first hole. A woman walks past, see's his dick and starts feeling it. The man thinks, ''Hey, this ain't too bad.'' Then he puts his dick in the second hole, another woman walks by, and gives him a blow job. At this point, he is literally blown away. He quickly shoves his dick in the last hole, and yet another woman walks by, and she starts to shag him. After they are done rocking, he high-steps it back inside and goes to the counter. The assistant asks ''What size then?'' "Forget the condoms," says the man, "how much for the fence?"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes)
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Women and Kentucky Fried Chicken

Q: Why are women like Kentucky fried chicken?
A: Because when you're finished with the breasts and the thighs all you are left with is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Categories: Sex Jokes , One-Liner Jokes , Riddles
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