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Dreaded Question

Q: What should you say if he asks you, "Am I your first"?
A: You might be, you look familiar

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Three Stages of Sex

3 Stages of Sex:
1. House Sex - When you are newly married and have sex all over the house, in every room.
2. Bedroom Sex - After you've been married for a while and you just have sex in the bedroom.
3. Hall Sex - After you've been married for many years, and you just pass each other in the hall and say, "Fuck you!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

A Favor

I know I haven't known you very long and I shouldn't be asking you for this so soon, but I really need it badly. I haven't had it for a while and I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me no one would ever know. I am sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and I need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking out all the juices until it's very dry. I am not going to beat around the bush any longer so.. Do you have a piece of gum?

Categories: Food Jokes , Sex Jokes
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