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Barbie and G.I. Joe

A little girl is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?" The little girl replies, "I want a Barbie and a G.I. Joe." Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, "I thought Barbie comes with Ken." "No," said the little girl. "She comes with G.I. Joe, she fakes it with Ken."

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Texan Bar Talk

Two Texans are sitting in a small town bar, where one bragged to the other: "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except my mother and my sister."
"Well," his buddy replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."

Categories: Sex Jokes , Insult Jokes
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Trust

A hillbilly from West Virginia returns to his doctor after having some tests and asks what the results were. The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive. "Hell, " says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own kids!"

Categories: Redneck Jokes (Hillbilly Jokes) , Redneck Jokes (White Trash Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Gross Jokes (Grosser than Gross Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Incest Jokes)
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