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Anatomy Lesson

A kid came home from school and asked his dad, "Dad, I heard some kids talking about a thing called a vagina. What is a vagina, and what does it look like?" "Well, son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose." "Wow, what does it look like after sex?" "Well, son, have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonnaise?"

Anonymous

God Created Alcohol

Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could have sex, too.

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Submitted BY: juliettaylor

Protection Redefined

Q: What did Clinton say when asked if he had used protection?
A: "Sure, there was a guard standing right outside the door."

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