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Sandwiches

A boy says to a girl, "So, sex at my place?"
"Yeah!"
"Okay, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother, and he thinks we're making sandwiches, so we have to have a code. Cheese means faster and tomato means harder, okay?"
Later on the girl is yelling, "Cheese cheese, tomato tomato!"
The younger brother says, "Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Jokes about Families (Brother Jokes)
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Submitted BY: jalvarez100

Jack on the Roof

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Submitted BY: Mals

Titicons

Titicons
(.)(.) tiny tits
(o) (o) regular tits
( O )( O ) big tits
( @ ) ( @ ) big harry tits
( ' ) ( ' ) perky tits
{.} {.} shriveled tits
( , ) ( , ) drippy tits
[ _ ] [ _ ] android tits
( # ) ( # ) Tysoned tits

Categories: Sex Jokes , Technology Jokes
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