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Blew a Seal

An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon service station and to have it looked over. The Chillyland mechanic from under the hood says, "Ma'am it looks like you blew a seal."
The Alaskan woman replies wiping her face, "No, it's just Mayonaise."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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Well Endowed Hunchback

A guy is at a urinal in a public restroom when a hunchback walks in and stands next to him. He glances over and sees that the hunchback has a gigantic penis. The guy says, "Man, if I had a dick that big, I would be sucking it all day." The hunchback replies, "How do you think I got to be a hunchback?"

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Light Bulbs For Dinner

Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, "My dad's tougher than your dad!" "Oh yeah?" said Little Johnny, "My dad is so tough, he has light bulbs for dinner!" "Really?" "Yeah, the other night I heard him tell my mom, 'Turn out the light, I wanna eat it!"

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