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Blonde on the Ladies Toilet

Q: Why was the female blonde confused while going to the ladies toilet?
A: She had to pull her own pants down

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Riddles
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Dinosaurs

Q:  What's a lesbian dinosaur?
A: lickalotofpuss !
Q: What's a gay dinosaur?
A: lickdicknopuss !

Categories: One-Liner Jokes , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Dinosaur Jokes) , Riddles
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Golf With Benefits

A man asks an attractive woman on the golf course if she'd like to play a round with him. She wins by four strokes. Sensing the guy's embarrassment, the woman offers to take him to the parking lot and give him head in her car to make him feel better. For the rest of the week, they play together every morning. The woman wins by four or five strokes each time and then goes down on him in the parking lot. On Friday, he invites her to his house for a romantic dinner. That evening, they have a lovely meal and move to the couch to fool around. The woman pulls away and says, "That's it -- stop, wait -- I must confess something to you. I'm a transvestite. I'm really a man!" "You son of a bitch!" the guy exclaims. "You've been hitting off the women's tee all week!"

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Transvestite Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes)
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